Free Bird Challenge

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.

Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.

by jmason1352 May 15, 2021

Doobie Doobie Bird

The Doobie Doobie Bird (Ocyphaps lophotes) is a bird found widely throughout mainland Australia except for the far northern tropical areas. Only two Australian pigeon species possess an erect crest, the Doobie Doobie Bird and the spinifex pigeon. The Doobie Doobie Bird is the larger of the two species. The Doobie Doobie Bird is sometimes referred to as a topknot pigeon, a common name shared with the reddish crested Lopholaimus antarcticus of Eastern Australia.

The Doobie Doobie Bird makes a Doobie Doobie sound when you chase it.

by Stixe June 6, 2020

waddle waddle bird

a waddle waddle bird is a cute bird that waddles, often remembered as lived in Antartica, extremely adorable little fellas that waddle on ice or land but is really quick at swimming

Did you see that waddle waddle bird in the aquarium? IT WAS SO CUTE!

by rosevcbes January 28, 2023

Kentucky bird dog

When you have stray pubic hairs hanging out of your mouth after eating a girl out.

She had a full bush, it Kentucky bird dogged me

by CHRONOUTOPIA315 October 17, 2021

Big wet bird

When you lube up a bird and you put it up your butthole and wiggle it around it

Yo guys did you hear a kid just did a big wet bird.

by Bigpp_suckrr69420 February 23, 2023

chinese bird feeder

When a guy cums in a girl's ass and then she drips it out into another girl's mouth or into his mouth.

I can't believe these two Puerto Rican girls were down to do a Chinese bird feeder.

by TballCoach June 28, 2014

Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019