man up my ass

When a female tries to man the fuck up but cannot do so because she is just simply not man enough, all she can do is what any self respecting lady would do and bend over to recieve a man up her ass.

Sian - I cant watch this film its to scary
Jon - Don't be such a pussy
Sian - But its gunna give me nightmares
Jon - Just man up
Sian - But I dont like it (starts crying)
Jon - Man the Fuck Up
Sian - Man up My Ass

by Black Jon February 24, 2008

man egg

Excrement; Waste matters expelled from the rectum; The product of defecation or bowel movements; Feces;
In other words, shit. Called man egg because it is the only egg a man can lay.

Timmy's dad just laid a man egg!

by Pig Child March 6, 2008

Man Child

A full grown man, over the age of 20, who still needs to be spported finacially or emotionally by his parents. May or may not live at home with parents, but needs consistant reassurement. Is unable to have healthy relationships with women because of childish behavior, but is in desperate need of someone. May or maynot be a fanboy or gamer.

-"hey mom, i know you took me to peter's house yesterday, but he is going to watch logan's run and i haven't seen it in 12 years. oh, and i might bring his sister back here for dinner, but don't make the liver and onions."
-"John, take the goddamn bus and stop being such a man child."

by Aimerwillardilson January 17, 2009

man whore

Male who cheats on his girlfriend with other girls.

Donnie cheated on his girlfriend five times which makes him a man whore

by Chris Short July 29, 2008

man fancy

An alternate discription of a man who tries really hard to be fancy but isn't as he works at safeway, despite this, still considers himself to be fancy. Used only by these men to describe themselves or others like them, as the term fancy man is too common for a fancy man to use. The term is now becoming popular with the non fancy community, also using it to describe these men who believe they are fancy. The man fancy are now denying ever using the word to begin with. Not to be confused with someone who fancies men.

Theodore: "Stand aside, I'm man fancy"

by Persuvius Sniffwhistler III November 26, 2007

man time

In prison, when you are affiliated (or non-affiliated) with a gang, but are not indulging in gang activities while on the compound.

Fellow Prisoner: "What kinda time you on homie? This compound is sweet. Everybody here is on man time"

by Worm Salad November 9, 2019

Man thot

Ethan Homer.

Look at the man thot standing over there DITCHING US. What a bitch head.

by Ethan Homer is a Man THOT August 27, 2017