Kevin

A guy who has the smallest dick in the universe, who also smells like shit and probably sucks his pet's dick. And Kevin's often think they're an expert at something, but their statements often blows up in their own faces

literally no one:
Kevin: I invented lay up.

by Stinky possum December 25, 2022

Kevin Frick

Kevin Frick Is a Big Hillbilly with a massive belly button after you get to know him he will devour your soul and Ur fatness

Kevin Frick RUN!!!

by FortnitePro December 5, 2019

KEVIN

A fat black kid that likes Cheetos says he has sex a the time but doesn't and likes to cry himself to sleep every night. he lies to him self that he's not fat but we know he is. unlike Miguel he is cool and has sex all the time. don't be like Kevin be like Miguel.

Kevin is gay but Miguel is cool and has SEX with his massive horse COCK

by jjbjbb December 14, 2021

The Kevin Special

When you routinely get screwed over by a particular Group or Region, and take it out on your friendly neighbors, rather than retaliating against those who have wronged you.

Cincinnati hosed me, so I think I’m going to hit Selkirk with “The Kevin Special”.

by JonnyBravo2410 December 8, 2023

Kevin O'Brien

KOB for short

Absolute melt. Wears shit shirts.

"You sir, replicate the stature of Kevin O'Brien."

"Bruv you look like a propa KOB"

by Mercer2018 October 25, 2018

kevin morris

A Gemini who good at communicating from all points. Handsome and beloved individual. May not play well with those in leadership of lower IQ and EQ. Descendent of the Brown skinned individuals. Enjoys debate, finer things in life, great father figure. Kevin Morris means good at debate.

Defined as "Wow, have you seen the president today? He was such a Kevin Morris on the podium today in congress."

by Cross Reigns June 9, 2023

kevin bozo

the type of person to play basketball and be blasian. he also walks in slow motion and he is probably friends with someone named kervin. he is cool

His name is Kevin Bozo

by cacasuperhead October 18, 2023