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Jake

Just the best person in the world. Loves playing sports and isn’t scared to stand his ground against anyone!
“See Jake over there he’s probably high on weed”
by suck daddy123 June 1, 2021
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Jake-ing

To feign knowledge of a subject and find a reason to check your phone to google said subject to identify buzz phrases of subect in order to seem well read on said subject.
Yeah I mean he wrote good stories, but his Jake-ing on literally every subject was just too fucking much.
by JimThinkExist September 23, 2021
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Jake

Gets hoes and bitches, nicest and sexiest son of bitch you’ll ever meet 14 inch dick and also lovable and caring man😍😘
Omg did you see Jake help that man cross the road he sooo adorable
by Ellie sharp May 9, 2018
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jakes

Slang; Lames, Undercover Police or Agents, Fakes, Snakes in the grass, or Posers
I heard you were working with the Jakes, why would you even consider doing that?

I seen you with the Jakes.
by Izzy Roll November 2, 2021
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Jake Coren

When old people get random spurts of sexually attraction and start attempting to have sex with the nearest object. This has been known to occur between old men and their dogs.
I walked in on my Nan the other day during a Jake Coren with the tv remote up her pussy
by Nosneb1 October 19, 2010
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Jake

A hippie, bi, guru, cunt
Wow, isn’t he such a Jake!
by JG2004 February 27, 2020
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Sam and Jake

Sam and Jake are so fit
by nuxxi February 23, 2023
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