a voluminous ejaculation from the male sexual organ after the culmination of an intense jack off session usually complemented by insane consumption of pornographic material; a massive cum shot.
by Jack Cascade March 26, 2010
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Get the Faggle Jack mug.Short for "Status hijacking".When someone takes over another person's social networking status by posting comments and banter,usually without the statee's online presence.Going off subject on the original status point.
by nan nan November 27, 2009
Get the Stat jack mug.Ump jacked is when an umpire, primarily the home plate umpire is missing calls for the pitcher or makes a very bad 3rd strike call on a batter on an obvious ball. Also when pitcher is getting obvious strikes called balls by umpire.
Detroit Tigers pitcher Armando Galarraga, got "Ump Jacked" when Jim Joyce's blown call at first base on potential last out of the game, cost him a perfect game.
David Wright got Ump Jacked on that 3-2 pitch.
Eric Gregg Ump Jacked Atlanta Braves in 1997 National League Championship Series game 6. He called every pitch a strike for Marlins. Lead Braves to have to hack at any pitches by mid game, even obvious balls. Eventually led to him getting dismissed by major league baseball when they purged several bad umps from their ranks in the early 2000s.
David Wright got Ump Jacked on that 3-2 pitch.
Eric Gregg Ump Jacked Atlanta Braves in 1997 National League Championship Series game 6. He called every pitch a strike for Marlins. Lead Braves to have to hack at any pitches by mid game, even obvious balls. Eventually led to him getting dismissed by major league baseball when they purged several bad umps from their ranks in the early 2000s.
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Get the stall jack mug.A pun based on the word, Lumberjack, this phrase describes the act of masturbating and ejaculating onto the lower back (or lumbar region) of a woman.
Commonly performed by chiropractors while performing spinal adjustments.
Commonly performed by chiropractors while performing spinal adjustments.
This hot patient of mine wanted her spine adjusted so I took the opportunity for a quick lumbar jack. Ya, she sued, but I kept my license to practice.
by Reddition June 9, 2011
Get the Lumbar Jack mug."Jack's Mum" is one of the more common variations of the classic Your Mum Joke.
Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.
Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Originating in the Grimsby area of England, the phrase has quickly circulated, becoming common among teenagers.
Although its implementation and purpose reflect that of the Your Mum Joke, it can be used to make yourself look cool and witty, while not directly insulting anyone. Commonly referred to as "The Gentleman's Your Mum Joke".
Person 1: Hey, if you eat too much you'll get sick.
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.
Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
Person 2: That's what I told Jacks Mum last night.
Person 1: Egg Fried Rice.
Person 2: Thats what Jack's Mum said.
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