Having a knock

Having a knock is having a crackhead that you are sure will come back for more drugs.

Person 1: Do you have a knock yet?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't know that having a knock took so much work.

by Unwilledlight May 3, 2021

or the terrorists have won

Basically a perfect excuse to get exactly what you want in life, regardless of circumstances.

Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.

by DarkWolfLord666 January 11, 2024

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021

Have a copy

I have a mental note or image of what has been said or seen

Sarah: come look at the pictures of Andy at my party last weekend
Wayne: yo I have a copy!

by Tee_campbell August 14, 2023

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

by YeetTheAn3On March 23, 2024

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017