Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.

“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”

by Skronx July 5, 2021

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Give your girl a hoodie day

Give your girl a hoodie day is January 15

Bf: here’s my hoodie it’s January 15 nation give your girl a hoodie day

Gf: oh thanks!

by Hoodiegirl January 15, 2020

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national give your lover a ring day

February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring

“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”

by ilikemyman February 17, 2024

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let rowan give you head

it means that you should let the famous individual named rowan go down on you and give some head or as some may call it , oral sex.

"to relieve your stress, you should let rowan give you head."

by rowanlalallalala January 6, 2024

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Give him a clock

when you give someone a clock it's just a matter of time till they get their wig split

did you hear what he said? he's been talking mad shit

yeah - someones gonna give him a clock he'll get his ass beat or wig split soon enough

by Superduperextra May 9, 2018

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Give your gf your hoodie day

The 24th of august is national give your gf your hoodie day <3 this definition definitely wasn’t made by a girl that wants his hoodie….

Girl: GUESS WHAT

Guy: no1. What and no2. Calm it

GIRL: NO IM NOT CALMING IT ITS NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GF YOUR HOODIE DAY
Guy: alr then sounds reasonable

Girl: * forever happy*

by GIMME THAT HOODIE <3 August 17, 2022

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