Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.

Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.

by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011

I'll eat your soul

Often a comeback in an argument involving escalating threats.

I'll eat your cookie if you leave it here.
Oh yeah? Well, I'll eat you FACE!
I'll eat your SOUL!!!

win.

by Vadermort September 5, 2010

eating a sack lunch

its when you give head and the bitch swallows your load

damn girl, you ate the whole sack lunch! "Eating a sack lunch is the best thing thats ever happened to me billy."

by jason j-dub March 4, 2008

eat a grape rape an ape

this is a tradition in arfica

mmmm this grape is nice but so is this ape eat a grape rape an ape

by devilboy8 May 25, 2016

Flesh Eating Cum Virus

An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.

Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!

by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009

girls who eat carrots

(n) a term used for females who perform blow jobs in reference to the "carrot scene" from the movie "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"

Fernando: What qualities do you look for in a potential girlfriemd?
Gabe: I like girls who eat carrots...

by Scatterbrainiac March 27, 2021

Eat's More Chocolate

Cool, Greater in the aspect of what set people are discussing.
Normally used to praise a person.

Earl Eat's More Chocolate than that dude.

Yo, that bitch eats much more chocolate than linda.
This shit is da bomb, it's eatin all the chocolate right now.
Doen gve me dat shit... your eating so little chocolate right now.

Urban posers tend to think it's funny to mock the people using the phrase in a sentence with correct grammar.

ex.
This equation eats quite a lot more chocolate than that algorithm.

You are in the negative chocolate eating area fella.

by TheMacMasta November 22, 2009