Chinese back door job

When a middle aged Italian man receives it up the bum from a Chinese man under an olive tree and the middle aged Italian man sings the Chinese national anthem.

Also known as a papa nelli special

Hey, I just had a Chinese back door job under that olive tree

by The back door bandit January 30, 2025

The Lithuanian Door Stopper

A sexual act in which a man stands stiffly with his legs spread out while a woman backs into him repeatedly until orgasm. The woman may also play with the man’s penis as if she were a household pet playing with a door stopper. This action was first popularized in Lithuania, but has started to become known internationally in very niche communities.

I think we should try out The Lithuanian Door Stopper tonight, Brian.

by WitheredTPearl March 15, 2026

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

when a specific blue robot does not know how to open a door

"okay my hand is on the handle what do I do now"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 10, 2025

devil's delorean

The Devil's DeLorean is like a sexual time machine. The act is when you hook up with an older unattractive mother, and then later hook up with her daughter in the future.

Al is a sick sonnuva bitch. That bastard pulled a Devil's DeLorean. He is trying to fuck his way back in time.

by sickko-kcirred February 20, 2025

your driver door is ajar

(phrase): a subtle way to inform your friend that their fly is down

“hey man, just a heads-up—your driver door is ajar,”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025

having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging

"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"

by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025

4 is an open door

In the Australian university system, 4 is a pass, and 7 is a full mark, so at the end of the semester, you will see a bunch of hustlers who did not watch a single lecture sitting outside during the exam block singing "4 is an open door," which is the urban version of the frozen song "Love is an open door, "where Anna met the evil prince Hans, the man she wanted to settle for life.

Hey man, how did your exam go?
It's been crazy.
Crazy？
Yeah, I winged every single thing.

All my life has been a series of doors in my face.
And then, suddenly, this one smashed right into my face
I was thinking the same thing, 'cause like
I've been studying my whole life to get into a university like this
And maybe I've been partying too hard, but I love the thrill of jumping on the edge of a 49 and a 50.

But with you (but with you...)
4 is an open door
with you
with you

Life could be so much more!

"All "

by anonymous April 8, 2025