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African bum disease

An urban myth that is said to have begun in south-east Queensland primary schools. Where by declaring oneself a legend to a group of students, they would reply in return, "No, you are an African Bum Disease".
Marty loudly proclaimed to the masses watching his dominance on the netball court, "I am a legend". To which the girls replied, "No, you are an African bum disease".
by Zechariah-Jebadiah May 16, 2015
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dry speed bumming

its when you putt sand in your crack to make it dryer than the desert and participate in unlubricated anal sex at high speed for fun.
so is ther a dry speed bumming on the cards tonight?
by dunglebump August 1, 2007
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Bum Wine Wednesday

More commonly referred to as “BWW”, Bum Wine Wednesday is a weekly tradition that originated at Willamette University in Salem, Oregon. BWW essentially involves buying and consuming a range of "Bum Wines,” such as M/D 20 20, Wild Irish Rose or Thunderbird. Participants in BWW are encouraged (by tradition), after buying their Bum Wine for the night, to give their change to a homeless person before returning to campus or an off-campus location. The tradition is now practiced on college campuses across America, particularly in locations with particularly high homeless populations.
Tonight, we shall drink from the bottom of the bottle, for it is Bum Wine Wednesday, and we must tilt to the howl of these American streets.

"Happy Bum Wine Wednesday!" Exclaimed Jenny as she withdrew a silver coin from within the homeless child's sooten ear, placing it in his outstretched palm a-tremble.
by Milstein January 28, 2006
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Dick-Bum-Dick

Lol, those guys are totally gay, Dick-Bum-Dick if you ask me.
by Johnny Buck March 21, 2005
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Fiery bum gravy

It is the result of eating a red hot curry and the effect on your natural bodily functions. It is easily identified by the orangey colouration and the burning pain caused when you visit the toilet.
"hey man i just went to the toilet after jacks mum after she had that vindaloo, and there was fiery bum gravy splattered all over the walls. Man she really needs to clean up after herself that was vile."
by bigrodgerb May 14, 2010
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Sticky Toffee Bumming

John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"

Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"
by ChocolateBlorange December 2, 2020
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