Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.

Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.

by martin0246 December 23, 2011

Jake

Tends to like cougars

#YourMom

Randy I saw Jake talking to your mom

by Picklejuice24 January 13, 2023

Jake paul

Absolute trash sucks bad not good ugly

Man bro did you

see that guy
was Jake Paul
back there

by boom_boom3621 May 24, 2022

Jake

From state farm

Wife: Jake from State Farm at 2 in the morning, who is this

Jake from State Farm: This is Jake from State Farm

by Igotnomoney March 30, 2021

jake camponella

a ginger nigga with a little dick and cant hold a gf for more than a week

holy shit, its jake camponella! i heard his dick is like a tic-tac

by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019

Jake

Jake’s are great, outgoing guys that are really fun to be around. They are always super sweet and understanding. They rarely get mad so if you make a Jake mad, then you really f’d up. Jake’s are actually marriage material and if one confesses his feelings for you, DONT REJECT HIM because he will treat you right....better than some foreign exchange student. If you make the foolish decision and reject him, he will end up liking a girl 2 1/2 years younger than him and then breaking her heart because he led her on for so long 🥲

Trick to use on a Jake: say you can read his mind by telling him to say his 2 favorite colors in his head. Then ask if it’s reflex blue and midnight black. He will be shocked and ask you how you guessed rights

Jake tips: NEVER ASK HIM HOW TALL HE IS OR EVEN MENTION HIS HEIGHT! He will end up lying to you. He will say he’s 5’10 when in reality, he is 5’8 maybe 5’8 and a half.

Girl 1: “hey did you see Jake’s awesome light show??
Girl 2: “yes omg it was amazing, I wanna marry him now”

by Gang gang 👁👅👁 February 27, 2021

Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.

Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023