A silly person.
The uber competitive girl was the worst kind of clown, the kind that didn't know she wasn't serious. She thought she was the one straightening people out her whole life, and not the other way around.
by The Original Agahnim May 30, 2021

“Hey ron, that clown has some big honkers huh?”
“You mean the horns right? YOU MEAN THE HORNS RIGHT?”
“No.”
“Clown fetish having bastard…”
“You mean the horns right? YOU MEAN THE HORNS RIGHT?”
“No.”
“Clown fetish having bastard…”
by Pseudocinnamon April 25, 2022

A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.
Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns
at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example
Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”
by Serluke April 25, 2019

a clown is frequently used for someone named christina who lets people take advantage of them and just an overall dumb bitch
by jordynworkman October 22, 2019

Mahah
by Dontworrybloody May 11, 2020

The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.
Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
by LichenLichen April 28, 2024
