Prom Night Wet

An excessive state of female vaginal wetness. To be Prom Night Wet a female becomes increasingly wet and extremely moist with vaginal wetness throughout the course of an evening that includes dining, dancing and entertainment from which she develops strong, anticipations regarding sexual activity that will eventually occur with her mate capping off the excitement.

Roger took his girlfriend out for a night on the town, the wining and dining had Cindy all worked up. Knowing she would be giving up the vajajay later for a hot beef injection, she became Prom Night Wetthroughout the evening.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015

wet kezia

A wet kezia is someone who sticks there penis in a carved out pumpkin

wet Kezia is used when a male is feeling horny

by Hjoufvkibbxf October 21, 2017

wet fart nugget

small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.

my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.

by Nick Harvey February 13, 2004

Blowing Wet Shit

See also Blowing Mud; but pretty self-explanatory

Blowing wet shit, or grotesque farts that cause one to require a change of shorts, walk with legs spread apart; often caused by consuming large amounts of fast food or other forms of hot grease

by Dungah December 18, 2008

like a wet chicken

A phrase coined in "Roots", authored by the Pulitzer award winning novelist Alex Haley. A Mandinka elder tribesman is warning young tribesmen who have never seen a white man about the slave traders . The elder is describing how to detect the white man's presence.

"And remember, when you are close to where he has been his scent remains in the air. It is a smell like a wet chicken. The white man is here."

by D. W. Michalak June 25, 2008

wet boogie hands

Strange white or clear liquid on ones hands.

Justin bieber was gay so he had wet boogie hands.

by realactualdefreal August 6, 2016

Old Wet Dog

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.

I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020