chinese bird feeder

When a guy cums in a girl's ass and then she drips it out into another girl's mouth or into his mouth.

I can't believe these two Puerto Rican girls were down to do a Chinese bird feeder.

by TballCoach June 28, 2014

calm your bird

Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.

Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.

Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"

Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."

by LicensesToStone May 24, 2016

Monkey in the Bird Cage

A figure of speech used for when someone misplaces something. (Ex. car keys, wallet, phone etc.)

Joe: I lost my car keys, I had them sitting on the table.
Mike: Well, it looks like you done put the monkey in the bird cage.

by Sil3nt_St0rm October 5, 2019

Scottish "bird" droppings

Whilst standing ontop of the castle in Edinburgh proceed to wank over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it's bird shit

John "Matt got hit by some bird shit"
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings

by Mr.IKnowYou September 3, 2017

Free Bird Challenge

In the 1973 Lynyrd Skynyrd hit song "Free Bird", vocalist Ronnie Van Zant sings the line "Lord knows I can't change". What he is referring to is the fact that he shit himself and cannot change his pants. This is a direct metaphor for the act of free thinking and rebelling against established authority, and was a hidden instruction regarding the challenge. The challenge, therefore, consists of shitting yourself while listening to the entire almost 10 minute song and not changing your pants until the song is over, or even longer if you can. Doing so will heighten your spiritual senses and leave you on a higher plane of thought and existence.

Chris took the Free Bird Challenge last night, ever since he has been a changed man. He claims to have had his third eye opened and can see the inner machinations of the universe itself.

by jmason1352 May 15, 2021

Chilling like a bird

To ‘hang out’, hard to do without a comfy couch, phone, x-box or tv. Also could include a bowl of popcorn, even if you have a dog or cat cuddled up with you. There are many other ways to do this, reading a book or magazine in bed, basically just chilling hard when u are tired.

Fred was exhausted from his long school week, so he spent all of Friday in the living room on the couch chilling like a bird.

by Acurate stuff boi June 3, 2018

bird in a stripey jumper

A bee or a wasp that is bigger than regular size.

BUZZZZ!!

Ben: what's that's?

Tim: I don't know

(Massive bee goes past)

Ben: look at that bird in a stripey jumper!

by crazyrobo90 May 16, 2011