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Protein Wank

When you mix various substances into your semen (doesnt have to be yours). Then drink the sweet nectar you just made.
In the morning i need a pick me up so i make a protein wank
by cosmicgaming September 11, 2016
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Anne Wank

The act of masturbating while hiding from police searching your house for you.
What are your weekend plans Harry?
“Just going to swat myself and have a Anne Wank”
by Masturbator No.1 May 29, 2025
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Danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Yo is that the queen
‘Pulls down pants’
What are you doing

Poping a danger wank
by Archied June 7, 2021
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Bare-Bulb wanking

When a man wanks only with the tip of his dick AKA bare bulb
For bare-bulb wanking to work the dick should be fully erect for the entire time.
by ProfPm_StuSm March 15, 2025
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Tribunal Wank

When three guys stand in the formation of a triangle and each put one of there hands left and the other to the right, and then suddenly everyone there is getting a double handjob
Nice soccer match guys, let’s go home and have a Tribunal Wank!
by Calabina October 27, 2020
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wank

Advertise companies by posting their backlinks, despite not being a bot or an employee.
I make money nowadays wanking. No, not in the British sense - I post backlinks to companies in exchange for equity.
by jzekyll March 31, 2021
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rank wank

wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish
Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.
by kingbiscuit December 25, 2012
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