Code 3 wank

Call a code 3 from the toilets and find out who comes first: you or the security staff.

Brandon was having a Code 3 wank instead of counting stock on Monday.

by Kokonut123 January 8, 2024

administrative wank

A wank used to simply relieve stress, boredom, or to simply helping with going to sleep

After a good day's work nothing gets you in a relaxed mood better than an administrative wank!

by Hipernova8 March 22, 2024

Jill wank

When u masterbaite over a photo of morgz mum

I just had the best Jill wank

by Jamesgilbert123 October 7, 2021

wank-o-tron

A massive wanking machine created by the one and only banterlope. The banterlope is a godly youtuber who makes amazing content and is better then PewDiePie and KSI put together even tough he only has 162 subscribers. He is now loaded as fuck and films his insane content with his Iphone 5s... Fuck yes. You shall bow down to your almighty leader and I don't mean Kim-Jon-Un... I mean the banterlope

That wank-o-tron is an amazing youtuber

by The banterlope January 10, 2017

Anne Wank

The act of masturbating while hiding from police searching your house for you.

What are your weekend plans Harry?
“Just going to swat myself and have a Anne Wank”

by Masturbator No.1 May 29, 2025

Danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, The queen,gingers,. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

Yo is that the queen
‘Pulls down pants’
What are you doing

Poping a danger wank

by Archied June 7, 2021

Wank Bank

When you see some real good shit irl and cant take a picture for later so you memorise it for later and put it in the wank bank

John: Ay you see that big bunda over there
Mike: Yeah can you take a pic for later
John: Nah sorry dude
Mike: Its fine ill just store the image in the wank bank

by Babaganush__ December 23, 2021