ur mom

Joey: hey jesse i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Jesse: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Joey: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Jesse: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Joey: *awkwardly laughs*

Biden: hey Trump i'm gonna fuck ur mom
Trump: my mom is dead *starts crying*

Biden: omg i'm really sorry i didn't know..
Trump: fuck off dude i was joking *starts laughing
Biden: *awkwardly laughs*

by （＾Ｏ＾） December 4, 2020

ur mum

quite funny joke ahhahaha

wow ur mum

by urmumisaverycoolhuman August 24, 2022

Scoochie ur poochie

If u have sex with someone and their dick is too long

Stop. Scoochie ur poochie out of the way

by Scoochie November 16, 2020

ur mom

round

ur mom is cute

by cat da dum dev June 12, 2022

Ur mom

one of the fattest creatures on this planet can be found dating nikocado avocado at macdonadls and is fatter than the earth

person 1 what is the fattest creuture on the planet?
person 2 (flips pages) uhhhh ur mom lol

by anonymous October 4, 2023

ur sister fister

worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian and worse than ur granny tranny combined

trevor: yo kyle ur granny tranny
kyle: ur dad lesbian

trevor: no u
kyle: ur sister fister
trevor: *dies instantly sun breaks a piece of*

by lolfagit 101 March 20, 2018

International play roblox with ur sister day

International play roblox with ur sister day is on february 24 and you’re supposed to play eachothers favorite games together

Did u hear international play roblox with ur sister day is on february 24th? I’m so excited to play roblox with my sister

by ilovemyyoungersister February 24, 2024