Hyper lady who loves her cat but not as much as her penguin. Has a huge heart which tends to get her in trouble which is why she feels safe and happy with her cats.
by andersonen January 29, 2016
"Melody, I am so beyond sick of dudes. Let's be lifestyle lesbians and have the greatest life together."
by SaySay Pen September 09, 2017
by Kirril Komarhan June 04, 2024
A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.
Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"
by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 09, 2020
by Weirdassbutt June 03, 2018
A housing lesbian becomes activated when they see a woman (with property/room) has romantic or sexual feelings for them.
Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Essentially, a parasitic-personalitied woman/apex predator with no romantic inklings (possibly no feelings, period), headed towards eviction proceedings, and/or has worn out her welcome elsewhere recently.
Claire would "fall in love" with a fire hydrant if she thought it could offer her lazy ass something. Watch out, she is a housing lesbian!
by Man Sees A Spider Dance Troupe October 10, 2021
My great grandmother was a bowler hat lesbian
by PissMoms November 07, 2023