Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.

Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?

by FloridaPuffBoy February 09, 2024

Patricia Salad

Its a reference to your life when you realize your insanely hot vegan girlfriend has more problems than you can handle.

"Man you should have seen her last night bro! After i slapped her beaver 17 times; she threw a complete fit!"
"Sounds to me man like you gotta a Patricia Salad on your hands with a side order of badger milk!"

by Winstar December 06, 2017

Pimp Salad

A phrase used to explain how cool/intense something is.

"Did you notice that Opie grew a few inches?"
"Yeah, that's totally Pimp Salad!"

by November 27, 2020

frosty salad

When a man ejaculates on a women's pubic hair

"Man, last night I frosty saladed this chick"

by thatrandomguythatyouseeonevery September 04, 2015

Taco Salad

A lesbian reach around.

Who needs a cucumber salad when you can have a taco salad with extra sauce!

by Fiddlerchik8me August 09, 2021

Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 05, 2022

Trunk Salad

When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island

Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.

by Galactic-Dust June 22, 2024