Salad

A modern plushie of Yakko Warner from Animaniacs, contrary to the lanky plushie from the meme, Salad is small and stubby. He is accompanied by his siblings, Breadstick and Soup.

Person 1: Hey look it's a Plushie of Yakko Warner!
Person 2: That isn't Yakko, that's Salad!
Person 1: what

by Mari0shi06 March 22, 2021

king salad

1. In chess when your opponent has nothing but a king and all his pawns, you start taking your queen and killing his pawns one by one.

"Jeff is eating a king salad. He's killing all my pawns"

by huggins September 4, 2009

Spiced salad

When someone is tossing another individuals salad, and the receiver farts during the salad tossing. To increase spiciness eat Thai food 30 mins before giving the salad it's spice. For further explanation look up "salad tossing".

My wife wanted me to eat the booty like groceries, so she made me a spiced salad.

by Tankman21 June 26, 2016

Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011

Bedtime Salad

A euphemism for sex, specifically related to the wetness of tomatoes

Do you want to come round for a bedtime salad

by lotcrossbuns November 5, 2021

Elias Salad

Shitty salad

Oh you made Elias Salad.

It tastes like Elias Salad

by CanadianDevil October 24, 2017

Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

by Hugh Blackman May 18, 2015