laundry turd

A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is

Ok, who left this laundry turd in the middle of the floor?

by McKena10 April 25, 2017

turd hurdling

The slight hop that occurs while on the toilet, aware of the splash your next turd will produce to avoid a wet ass

Guy 1: Dude i had a major dump coming so i stretched out my legs, ready to do some turd hurdling.

Guy 2: Dude im a state champ turd hurdler, never got a drop of water on my ass!

by Captain Neck February 5, 2015

Disk Turds

1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.

2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, within a file system.

1: Most of your hard drive is disk turds.
2: We pushed out an uninstall package, unfortunately it left behind many disk turds.
3: The disk cleanup utility may cleanup some disk turds.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024

Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your shit to make themselves look better to others.

Jim: "Jesus Dan. Did John just take your iPhone to show to his girlfriend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's a turd burglar."

by A Time Walker September 3, 2013

Obligated turd

Xd_reevey on playstation

Why have you put a hotel on Mayfair you obligated turd

by BigFatty6432 December 6, 2023

Rogue Turd

Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.

person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.

by trampledunderfoot November 30, 2019

Turd Burglar

A person who inserts other people's feces inside his/hers own rectum in an effort to obtain any nutrients that could remain.

Put that poop stick down you turd burglar, those are my Nutrients !

by NotTimothyDalton October 19, 2016