Sir Turds A Lot

The definition is of someone who is rude and bully's you and you need a quick and easy nickname for them.
This definition was created by a 13 year old of 2018-2019
Who is best friends with the guy who invented BEANSTAB
Man 1: Come here scrub
Man 2: What do you want Sir Turds A Lot
by G3T GH05T3D November 01, 2018
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Busting a turd

The act of taking a shit, pooping, dropping a deuce, doping an obozo, taking the browns to the super bowl.
by Lord busts a turd February 03, 2019
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cellular-turd

To handle ones phone shit!
(Play-on present + past tense)

Paying bills, upgrades, etc.
"Ha! I just cellular-turd!"
by KOALABEAST April 23, 2024
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Yellow Turd

You will usually find a "Yellow Turd" in your toilet after eating the following foods:
iHop, McDonald's, BurgerFi, Freddy's, ThanksGiving Dinner
They are usually long and thick and they always come out in one long "turd"
Birthing a "Yellow Turd" will surely cleanse your bowels for weeks to come.
When you see these, expect good news to be on it's way.
"Bro I just dropped a huge Yellow Turd. Check it out."
*shows pic of Yellow Turd*
"Dude that's awesome! You must pull hella bitches with them shits."
by FWYBFWYBFWYB February 20, 2022
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occupy turd street

I'll be right there in a couple minutes, I gotta occupy turd street
by Howboycat December 25, 2023
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prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.
Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.
by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018
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Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front
He’s really clean after turd farming
by Fogwater January 06, 2024
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