Crunchy Sock

Dirty sock that have been neglected and has been in the corner of your room since the beginning of freshman year.

We heard Dylan coming from the other side of school with his crunchy sock ie. Cum sock

by Dontworryaboutit3416 March 11, 2020

The E or Sock

Very hot person, who is very hot in the poo poo shit club.

Have u seen The E or Sock?
U mean the hot person, very hot person?

by Gaymothbastard December 29, 2021

socks

Programmer activities like coding, linuxing, gay sex. Usually just coding.

Originates from programming socks.

Nouns: socks, socker, sockser
Verbs: to socks, to sock, socksing

Foo: "I'm going to start socksing."
Bar: "socks to be you dumbass"
Foo: "./discord_dox.py --user 'Bar#0000'"

by apocaloptigon January 29, 2024

Sock Knockinist

An expert of sock knocking.

“Did you see the person hit that guy out of the atmosphere?”

“Yeah. She was a real Sock Knockinist!”

by Merpers July 17, 2018

Porcelain Sock

A Sock that has become hard from years of adolescence semen being jerked off into it! It appears hard like Porcelain.

My parents found my Porcelain sock under my bed. Now we have to have the talk.

by Nissanqueef January 4, 2020

sock head

When a man takes a sock and draws a funny face on the end of it and then puts it on his penis and runs around a public place flapping it side to side.

The football game was nice, but there was a sock head who ran out on the field during halftime.

by catfishio December 4, 2011

Poop Sock

Basically a sock full of poop that people hide from their moms for example Eric Green

Someone could hide a poop sock from their mom

by puss696969 September 8, 2019