Spook Sloppy

A person guilty of drunk dialing coworkers from late night restaurant establishments, all the while indulging in breakfast food with strangers and leaving fragmented voicemails regarding the aforementioned foodstuffs.

Dude, I just picked up a voicemail from your friend at 3AM referencing Moons Over My Hammy!! Oh man, she must've been Spook Sloppy!

by TPayne June 25, 2010

Sloppy Dallas

Right before the female is about to give fellatio to a man, she fills her mouth full of dip, giving the man a rough, southern-state look on his shaft post-ejaculation.

The ol' lady back home gave me a Sloppy Dallas right before I went out with the guys yesterday. Shit was itching all night brother.

by SloppyDiddlyDaddler October 15, 2020

sloppy dutchman

A Sloppy Dutchman is a reward for a job well done - the do-gooder receives a blowy from a lad from Holland. Upon completion, said Dutch lad spits a blend of spooge and dip spit into a wooden shoe.

Dan got the job done quickly and was rewarded at day’s end with a Sloppy Dutchman.

by MarcoPolo-original August 18, 2024

Sloppy dallas

When someone gives you head while having dip in their mouth

Doo gave mcnasty a sloppy dallas leaving him with a brown mess on his dick

by Texas soup October 15, 2020

Sloppy poppin'

Sexual term used to describe an orifice creating a popping noise on an overly lubricated (preferably by natural means) phallus.

My friend's mother had my toe knuckles cracking from an amazing sloppy poppin' that was so wet, I had to put my socks in the dryer afterwards. When she pulled her mouth off of my junk, it was sloppy wet and there was a popping noise.

by Cole AJ Man January 5, 2023

Sloppy Joe

When a girl lays on her stomach and you're eating her out and she loses control over all bodily functions and leaks diarrhea down her pussy while you're still going down on her.

Friend 1: "I was eating my girl out the other day and I don't know what happened but she gave me a Sloppy Joe
Friend 2: "disgusting..."

by SotD0XGames March 26, 2019

sloppy seconds

Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.

"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"

by protectmeaura August 23, 2019