Word Salad Tosser

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.

Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"

Receiver: "What?"

Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"

Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"

by joeydnewyork April 9, 2024

Cherry Salad

Where the first time you pop a cherry you take the blood, put it on lettuce then make your partner consume the salad

Male:Ah fuck ye, there you go the bloods coming
Female:Uh, what are you doing?
Male: Just making a cherry salad

by Guzzler Of Cum June 2, 2018

salad magnets

1) an expletive used when you mess up in cooking, especially while making salads.

Chef: OH SALAD MAGNETS! I DROPPED THE SUN-DRIED TOMATOES!

by toomanyfishintheseaforme July 16, 2025

Toss the Salad

The act of moving furniture in your friend's house.

Jim: "I just got a new couch, want to toss the salad in my living room tonight?"

Sally: "I love interior decorating, let's move some love seats!"

by 01Pineapplez01 January 17, 2025

sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.

I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad

by Hubbz September 23, 2013

Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!

A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!

by Robin sack October 6, 2017

Frankston salad

Potato cake

How a huge night needed to get on the Frankston salad in the morning

by Byrnesunit January 2, 2024