Reverse cock block

An inverse cock block. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify), except the hookup against all wishes; being made to crump someone you have no desire to crump.

Ben was just hiding in the room, while his roommate yelled out the window to a fugly. Before Ben knew it, she was up there and he could do nothing but crumpify. His roomate sat in the other room, grinning like a kid in the candy store, because he knew he just completed a huge reverse cock block.

by the d00d October 22, 2006

Reverse Greenwood

Gently stroking the back of a woman’s hair, while making sensitive love to her missionary style.

Example:

Baby, you want me to put some Al Green on before I give you the Ol’ reverse greenwood.

by Assplosion19 February 16, 2009

Reverse Age-Trap

A person (generally a woman) who appears much older than they really are.

Boy #1: Hello, Mrs......?

Boy #2: She’s my sister. She’s a Reverse Age-Trap

Boy #1: Oh.

by Trap Enthusiast #13554577 May 10, 2019

Uno Reverse Card

The most powerful comeback that outlaws even the invincible No U. No U is the offspring of the Uno Reverse Card.
It some weird shit

Person: Ur mum a gay whore that eat dick
You: *holds up Uno reverse card*
You: No u bitch lol

by Ur father boi! December 24, 2019

Reverse belly rub

When someone is fisting a girl so hard that their hand can be seen from the outside.

"He was reverse belly rubbing me so hard the baby could feel it!"

by Stefonio August 06, 2017

The Reverse Michael Jackson

It's just regular sex with adults.

Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."

by KickingDixon May 27, 2018

Reverse Hand Grenade

Slide your fist into someone's asshole and spread all your fingers out all at once.

Much like the regular hand grenade, but instead of using a vagina, you are using an ass hole.

"Did you hand grenade that chick last night?"
"No, but I did do a reverse hand grenade!"

by muffinhasmypants April 19, 2009