a fatal move in competititve sports or military operations that will ultimatly result in your team losing or being slaughtered by the enemy
Captain Fawcett: Private Jonesy is trying to juggle live grenades in the middle of a firefight.
Lieutenent Repperton: Good Lord, somebody stop him before he pulls a konsker!
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Steve Bartman is known for pulling a konsker on the Cubs, and now every Chicago fan hates him.
Lieutenent Repperton: Good Lord, somebody stop him before he pulls a konsker!
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Steve Bartman is known for pulling a konsker on the Cubs, and now every Chicago fan hates him.
by SmashingJack February 23, 2009
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using too much hair gel on ones own self
using too much hair gel on ones own self
omg look at Doopy he used way too much hair gel he is totally pulling a carver
omg look at Boopy he thinks he's all that but he's really pulling a carver.
Dude you totally pulled a carver i saw like twenty empty bottles of hair gel in your trash
omg look at Boopy he thinks he's all that but he's really pulling a carver.
Dude you totally pulled a carver i saw like twenty empty bottles of hair gel in your trash
by Oibun Dikshunaree October 27, 2014
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by I AM BROCK!!! July 11, 2018
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Guy 1: Hey meet my friend, Mariah.
Mariah: Hey.
Guy 2: Woooww grill?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Hey, Mariah wanna go out sometime?
Guy 1: Dude stop you've only just met her.
Guy 2: But I know I have a deep personal connection with her.
*Short time later*
Mariah: Hey, your friend is releasing alot of my personal information online.
Guy 1: Wow wtf? He's pulling a code.
Mariah: Hey.
Guy 2: Woooww grill?
Guy 1: Yeah.
Guy 2: Hey, Mariah wanna go out sometime?
Guy 1: Dude stop you've only just met her.
Guy 2: But I know I have a deep personal connection with her.
*Short time later*
Mariah: Hey, your friend is releasing alot of my personal information online.
Guy 1: Wow wtf? He's pulling a code.
by fplastict April 12, 2017
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Annie- Just pull the laser!
Pulling the laser is easy you just piss inside of her and watch her world fall apart.
Annie- Just pull the laser!
Pulling the laser is easy you just piss inside of her and watch her world fall apart.
by GordanRamsay February 18, 2015
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“Did you hear about Tyler? He was pulling a Haylette!”
“No way! Is his girl pregnant?”
“Nah, but he should’ve pulled out!”
“No way! Is his girl pregnant?”
“Nah, but he should’ve pulled out!”
by BigBlackSocks October 12, 2022
Get the Pulling a Haylette mug.When the result of a heavy night of drinking includes passing out on the couch at your own place, pissing yourself, and breaking multiple electronic devices stored in your pocket at the time with the unconscious passing of urine. These actions usually occur in a cyclical nature, repeating until the warranty wears out on said electronic devices.
person 1: where the hell is marc?
person 2: i have no idea.. i blacked out last night
person 1: wtf? his phone's dead.. lets go find him..
15 mins later....
person 2: (walking down hallway towards marc's room)
did you also piss yourself last night?
person 1: no dude, definitely not me..
person 2: (enter's marc's room)
why is marc passed out on the couch?
perosn 1: that smell was definitely coming from in here..
person 2: his bed is soaked with piss
person 1: i guess that's why he's passed out on the couch..
person 2: he has also pissed his pants again on the couch.. thats probably why he wasn't answering his phone.. he was probably pulling a marc and breaking his cell phone again
person 1: why are you looking in his pants..
person 2: i let him borrow my ipod last night
(marc wakes up)
marc: dude, drew.. why did you unbotton my pants
drew: dude, call me person 2
person 2: i have no idea.. i blacked out last night
person 1: wtf? his phone's dead.. lets go find him..
15 mins later....
person 2: (walking down hallway towards marc's room)
did you also piss yourself last night?
person 1: no dude, definitely not me..
person 2: (enter's marc's room)
why is marc passed out on the couch?
perosn 1: that smell was definitely coming from in here..
person 2: his bed is soaked with piss
person 1: i guess that's why he's passed out on the couch..
person 2: he has also pissed his pants again on the couch.. thats probably why he wasn't answering his phone.. he was probably pulling a marc and breaking his cell phone again
person 1: why are you looking in his pants..
person 2: i let him borrow my ipod last night
(marc wakes up)
marc: dude, drew.. why did you unbotton my pants
drew: dude, call me person 2
by kizzle420 May 21, 2010
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