Jakes

The police

Can't trust these niggas they be talking to the jakes

by PussyJuice Be smellin February 16, 2022

Jake Toles

A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face

Jake Toles freefalling

Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out

Jake Toles naked in a helicopter

by spoonemoore November 16, 2011

Jake

Calm, relaxed and unusual in a good way. Sometimes Jake's can be genius but can have no common sense. They often take opportunities but lose them due to being to lazy. Can be hot/cute but also collected. Jake's also have chemistry with most girls due to lack of self-exploration. It's hard for them to be boring. If a Jake asks you out, you should definitely consider saying yes!

Person 1: Jake is looking mighty fine today
Person 2: Yeahhhh

by thats_unfortunate November 22, 2021

Jake

Retarded hooligan who lives in denmark

Jake is a white nigger

by IHateBishan123 November 14, 2017

Jake Paul

a braindead fucker, that brainwashes children into watching his cancer inducing vlogs.
people that like him must be complete dumbasses.

he's nothing but a scum. and needs to be arrested for the fucked up shit he's done.
and his brother isn't any better.

hey, you good? you seem traumatized.

i think i just got brain cancer, because i watched a jake paul video..

ouch.

by leagueofdick September 30, 2018

Jake

a fully sick cunt with a massive horse cock who also is super attractive and pulls bitches like a magnet on crack.

i tried to suck Jakes dick but it didn't fit in my mouth

by Jake_semen27 November 22, 2021

Jake Kurz

a looser that only plays fortnite and thinks he can wheelie but can’t and has no friends

Jake Kurz is such a weirdo

by Carlos the Mexican April 11, 2019