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Karl Jacobs

I wish Karl Jacobs could date me 👹”
by Karl…..edits September 3, 2021
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Jacob

the most basic white boy you will ever meet and a dick head thats makes a fake snap chat acc pretending to be a girl (when hes not) and asks for nudes from girls and guys. hmmm sound a little sus for a fucking homophobic guy! any ways he is popular and cool to the boys but talks about his closest friends his back and sexually harrases then and makes them watch porn then make fun of them when they get hard. they bully people and call them names but some how at the end of the day hes everyones favorite because hes hot and good at sports. fuck you jacob
i fucking hate jacob!
by May I. Tutchem November 5, 2020
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Haven and Jacob

Best couple ever. Complete opposites but overall amazing that’s why they are meant for eachother! They are an extreme power couple and they will have kids that turn out to be models someday
Friend 1: Omgosh look how cute haven and Jacob are

Friend 2: are you joking they are together now??!? They r so freaking adorable
by Jbabe73 August 3, 2019
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Jacob

A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.
Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.
by Fuck.Jacob November 15, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a really awesome guy and one of the best friends you can have. He is one of the most honest and funny people you will ever meet and can make you laugh with pretty much anything he says. He is nice, respects women and a great boyfriend. And has a huge dick too
Dude did you see Jacob at the party? He’s awesome!
by Papa89 November 27, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is a pussy

Jacobbatboy more like mother fucking 3 eyed triple chin pussy
jacob
by arfse October 1, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob loves axolotls but ABSOLUTELY HATES JAVA
Jacob killed the Java player but hugged the axolotl
by ScrewJavaLoveAxolotls March 30, 2021
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