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fucker noodles

when you hurt yourself and you go through PAINNNN
FUCKER NOODLES THAT HURT
by faded420 November 16, 2018
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Fucker

Just about anything and everyone. I took a naked shit?
Fucker i just got done taking a nakedshit. Does that make me a fuck? YES
by Oral Anul November 1, 2021
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Fucker’s Hip

An affliction of the sexually active whose hips are sore from banging their significant other too fast, too long, in one sexual episode. While generally not considered a long term problem, those suffering from this medical condition will take solace knowing that, while their hips have a dull ache, those on the receiving end of Fucker’s Hip have been fucked into virtual paralysis.
Crawling from his bed to the bathroom, and unable to put together any semblance of a gait, Dave knew immediately he was a victim of Fucker’s Hip.
by Grant Rampus January 19, 2019
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fucker

me:that 5 year old stole my ice cream, what a fucker.
by ttv/fuckingfaggotsdie November 24, 2020
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Piss-fucker

Yeah. I bet you love dipping your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker!
by Rizzo-Jizzo November 8, 2021
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Buddy Fucker

When you literally or metaphorically fuck a friend inadvertently. Always by mistake but seen negatively by others.
Mailman 1: Hey I heard Frank the "buddy fucker" fucked Will out of the leadership position.

Mailman 2: Nah man, Will was just bent over like he always does and Frank accidentally stuck it in.
by Paco4u May 6, 2018
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Special Fucker

Someone who's is completely fucking ridiculous but you love them too much to reject them
by Pennstategirl_14 August 22, 2016
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