butt weasel

A buttmunch, dingus, poopy face or otherwise not very nice/irritating person or thing.

1. Gah! Why does my internet have to be such a butt weasel!

2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!

by The Homiec C June 27, 2008

Butt Friend

A friend who is exclusively for butt sex

Lisa is my Butt friend.

by condamns February 13, 2013

shaky butt

a name for a male or female exotic dancer, or entertainer

Man, Jay, had some blazin' shaky butts at his bachelor party.

by Nicole Bruce June 20, 2003

Butt Rape

The act of unpleasantly and forcefully violating someone through the butt hole in a sexual and homosexual way.

Brown Dude:Tanner wants to seriously Butt Rape Toodly
Green Boy: WoW

by ToodManDude March 6, 2009

Butt Mustard

The pasty by product of a long days work, and a bad wipe job after a long night of drinking beer and eating too many hotdogs.

Hey, look at the back of your pants, looks like you have a bit of Butt Mustard there.

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 13, 2004

Tank Butt

One who has tank butt. A huge round, full, healthy wide ass. An ass that can, if unleashed cause mass destruction and histeria amongst those of the opposite sex. Lithe baby blue sweat pants cling lovingly to Tank Butts. Jean pants strain to hold the strong defined curves, which define Tank Butt.

"Shut up Tank Butt!" in reference to a women, most likely Melissa, who has a well defined Tank Butt. Melissa indeed has the Poster Butt for Tank Butthood.

by Ooglith Chalrazi July 28, 2004

butt rust

It's when you don't wipe your bum good enough after taking a poop. Your bum can get poo crusties and make your asshole itch.

I've got a bad case of butt rust this morning after all that drinking and pooping I did last night. Poop.

by MrRoche May 19, 2005