Danny burns

A monstrosity with the head resembling of a peanut and is a cannabis junkie

Friend: Danny u ugly cunt u look like a peanut

Danny burns:geez a sec

by Miguel2fat April 18, 2023

Seatbelt Burned

When it's summer time and you get in the car and the metal of the seatbelt burns you.

Chad: "Aww dude! It's like 90' outside! "
Dan: "Wanna pick up a cone at BR31? “
Chad: " What!? “
Dan: Baskin Robbins, dude. "
Chad: "Aww, yeah dude. "

Chad and Dan get in the car.

Chad: "AWWWW DUDE! "
Dan: "What? "
Chad: "I just got seatbelt burned man! "

by SleepLateCait May 13, 2023

Cooper burns

The results of when you try to have gay sex and you shit on the other man’s cock

Dude I’m so sorry I gave you a cooper burns

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

Accidental burn

When you try to say something to someone that sounded right in your head at first, and you end up burning them instead.

Just watch michael kelso accidental burn himself in that 70s show. He does it pretty often

by stephen11223344556677889900 December 15, 2023

junkie burn

When your buddy lights your hit but doesn't do it properly.

Thanks for the junkie burn on my hit, buddy!
(Sarcasm 100%)

by Ellis with a D December 8, 2022

Burn the bush

Smoking weed

What will you do after you get home from Jesse’s house?
Ionno, prolly burn the bush with my wife, then pass out on the couch after destroying the weeks leftovers.

by Granny Mayhem December 10, 2022

Burns

Pick me girl.

Burns:I’m like one of the guys

by Geode223 December 29, 2022