potato teeth

When you’re high and munching on ‘tato chips, #and it all stuck on your teeth
What’s wrong man?

I just got potato teeth.
by 0516 April 30, 2020
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canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you
She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.
by Quiefmister January 21, 2018
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Sofa potato

Somebody who sits on the sofa all day and doesnt socialise
Theo is a sofa potato he doesnt do anything.
by Apache atack helicopter October 18, 2022
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neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.
Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.
by Dontwannasausbrjcub April 19, 2016
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Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.
Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!
by iqpodz March 31, 2022
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Turning the potatoes

The act of adjusting your ball sack openly and in view of the general public/strangers.
The streamer was turning the potatoes right in front of the camera, for all to see.
by technocraticparty August 26, 2018
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