mack long

the face of ottawa

mack long is famous

by mack long March 4, 2025

Long Island meltdown

A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).

My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.

by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014

Chicken Long

1. One of the best chicken in the world !
2. That guy who might be sleeping with his Fiorentina jersey every night

3. Love to post IG story, you are probably stalking him right now!

Oh you know Chicken Long, he is our Dai Lo !

by Chicken long November 22, 2021

A long nine

When you are kissing your partner while their cock throbs against your head.

Dude last night she totally let me pull a long nine.

by anonymous April 28, 2024

long armed

a thot

woah is me, that sidepiece is so long armed!

by longarmedgorl March 2, 2019

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Long Haggis

A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”

I gave Angus a Long Haggis.

by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024