You are a fucker.
by Dr. Deloris February 10, 2025
Get the Fuckermug. Archie: "Hey, yesterday I saw a fly fucker!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"
Me: "oh hey, that was probably me!!!!"
Archie: "no way, I do that too!!! Your penis is abnormally small as well?!"
Me: "Yes!!!!"
by Richard "Dick" Boomsbottom December 30, 2023
Get the Fly Fuckermug. by EthanTheCommieLOL August 6, 2021
Get the Penguin Fuckermug. Someone who has sex with a dirty butt or prostitute in the bushes where no one can see them,especially their spouse.
by 1disturbedimmortal March 26, 2022
Get the brush fuckermug. when i began playing crk i began to think i was a cookie fucker since pure vanilla was so fucking hot
by sigmem April 16, 2025
Get the cookie fuckermug. Donald Trump is a needle dick bug fucker. Actually, the entire Republican party consists of needle dick bug fuckers.
by fidness 1957 February 18, 2025
Get the Needle Dick Bug Fuckermug. A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.
Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
by Fake Flag December 3, 2023
Get the Fist Fuckermug.