hand T.Ds

1)What you get from the guy working behind the counter at Arbys.
2)What happens to your hand after to much Hand to Gland Combat.

The guy behind the counter looks like he has hand T.Ds

by fallowthe9thleader April 28, 2006

foody hands

When your girlfriend touches you right after eating greasy or sticky food which sticks to your face or clothes and pretty much just pisses you off.

My girlfriend likes to eat "Cheetos" and then touches my face with her "foody hands"two seconds later. I don't need an ACNE dispenser on the spot for F_cks sake!!

by twistan 69 April 9, 2010

Glad Hand

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake type motion. When the hand is removed it seems to have a new dark brown, GLAD trash bag appearance.

" I met her at the airport on a layover; we drank at the bar and I gave her the old Glad Hand in a corner near Terminal C"

by WindoLickr February 21, 2022

Hand Shark

The act of getting a handjob where the lady just yanks on your penis causing great pain because she does not know the correct way to do it

I was with this girl the other nite and she wouldnt give up the sex, instead she offered a hand job and ended up hand sharking me

by sharkinstien November 18, 2009

pride hand

The hand in which one uses to cover his/her genitalia when caught naked

Mark utilized his pride hand when Sally ripped off his towel, exposing his abnormally small penis

by coolgreek August 14, 2011

These (conceptual) hands

Rated-E for everyone

Hym "I don't give a shit if I agree with you or even like you; Anyone can catch these (conceptual) hands. And catch them you will. In direct response to perceived slight. Or if I get disgruntled by a thing you've said that is entirely unrelated to me. Or a thing that reminds me of something I don't like that also reminds me of you. There are 0 reasons for which I will not slang these (conceptual) 'thangs'. 'Thangs' meaning 'hands'. But not actual hands. Conceptual ones. It might even be over something as little as me thinking you think a thing that I don't like people to think. Blam! Conceptual hands! Just like that. It's that easy. It happens that fast. 'Why is that (conceptual) fist flying at me?' you'll ask. But you're asking the wrong guy. You'd better ask my therapist because even I don't."

by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

Computer Hands

The use of the hands to pretend type on a keyboard. often as used in story telling.

CM is likes to do computer hands when telling stories about his online Voyeuring.

by LouDoggNM October 2, 2009