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Fucking Telstra

It's what you say when you cannot make calls in rural areas because there is no phone signal. Telstra was the first and always is blamed as the worst, internet and phone service provider in Australia.
"I tried to reach you but I couldn't; Fucking Telstra!"
"The phone doesn't work out here. Fucking Telstra!"
"Fucking Telstra took down 3G, and took down all of us out here in the country. It's alright for those city slickers, they get looked after. Fucking Telstra!"
by Barron Lands December 14, 2024
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No fuck you

Hym "No fuck you. Your need to spite the people who won't cede control of the discourse to you is the weapon they wield against the populous and in doing so you give control of the discourse to them. Amd YOU shouldn't have control of the discourse because YOU are dumb as fucking dogshit, liars, self-indulgent, phoneys. You have no conception of what WRONG is or even what it means for YOU to BE WRONG and you don't care. You had better pray that there is nothing for you to resist because WHEN THERE IS... You're going to do THEN what you did now. Which was nothing."
by Hym Iam December 15, 2024
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Fuck

by Shooosh December 16, 2024
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Click fuck

When making clicking sounds with your tongue as a straight male while actively dry humping someone that is also a straight male.
Hey Christopher I havent seen you in a while lets catch up and maybe click fuck!
by milkmuncher1 December 16, 2024
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Fucking dead

by Gun December 17, 2024
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Inner Family Fucking

What you call it when a family member who once or still is married or dating into a family and then has sexual relations with someone else in that family.
“I just found out my grandfather fucked my uncles wife that’s some serious inner family fucking”
by keepwondering December 18, 2024
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Temperature Fucked

When your sense of temperature is completely messed up because your body got used to it being much hotter/colder compared to your hometown, often spotted by people who dress unseasonably regularly.
After going away to college in cold ass Michigan, Johnny was completely temperature fucked when he moved back home as he was wearing shorts in low 50 degree weather and never wearing a coat unless it was below freezing
by Goatsecx luver December 18, 2024
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