lucky turd monkey

a cool person

he is a lucky turd monkey

by pooplkeis September 25, 2020

Turd

A word used to describe a fat smelly person

E.g Oscar is a fat turd

by Corromaster123 October 29, 2020

Turd Burgler

A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...

I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.

by J4CKTR1PP3R October 3, 2020

Turd

A turd is another Way of saying poop

Mom I just took a turd

by Butt poop turd October 17, 2020

turd

a big fat jerk

he is such a turd

by jeff the dankster April 19, 2018

Turd Bird

Shitting a Bird out of your ass

"That is one big Turd Bird."

by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017

turd sample

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife

'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'

by parskuks March 27, 2017