doom turtle

A tank made in ww2 that was a super heavy and looks like a turtle t95

by 333fg March 24, 2023

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virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin

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by Kandykitty February 23, 2025

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Accidentally falling out of a ladies Vagina only to reinsert in a hurry and enter her Anus

Michaelangelo slipped out of April's Pussy and ended up Cowabunging her in the Sewerpipe, causing a Hairyback Ninja Turtle

by Wogboy13 May 18, 2023

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When someone's calves are so large, that they look like they have a baby turtle inside them.

Dude! Check out those girls legs! She has HUGE turtle calves!
legs workout calves exercise

Bruh, have you seen Jessica Simpson's turtle calves?

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When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.

“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”

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A person who claims to be an amateur level rocket league player.

That fuck wit over there is a real turtle mclovin.

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