Stone Beef

When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.

I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.

by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018

Beef

1. A grudge against someone

2. meat from a cow

Need to buy a pound of beef from the butcher.
My beef with Ranaldo

by dino10 August 1, 2017

beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015

Jumping for the beef

Refers to making high risk but high reward decisions.
Comes from Evbo’s Minecraft YT series “Parkour Civilization” where noobs in the civilization are forced to choose between making an easy jump for raw chicken or a more difficult jump for raw beef (which fills your hunger bar more) instead.

“Why is he jumping for the beef?”
- Parkour noob while watching another parkour noob fall into the void after missing the beef jump.

by A person125 November 30, 2024

Beef stroganoff

The act of strokeing the hard penis of oneself or another. Used as an “low key” way of saying I’m going to beet my shit crazy stile.

I am going to make your mother preform the reverse beef stroganoff on me tonight.

by Inquiring March 19, 2024

Beef

(Beef two mean iij NHS polar opposite of another

For instance, if I was to work at Taco Bell and someone was ordering a quesadilla, I would ask them if they wanted beef, chicken, etc. But if your in the Hawaiian islands and a bruhdah walks up to you and says: how, what? You like beef? Just know that in your immediate future this man is gonna swing on you!

by ButteStrong March 2, 2020

Eef Beef

A name for a male who has who both homosexual tendencies and a sexual obsession with any women named shannon. The eef beef is most commonly found in its natural habitat, Burger King, where it has been known to consume 100 of thousands of burgers.

“Look at all those cheeseburgers fatass”
“You want some Shannon don’t you eef beef”
“How many cheese burgers can you eat homo”

by John Roseman January 31, 2024