from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
Get the i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with youmug. When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
Get the This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners.mug. When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.
by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011
Get the Cookie Shlongstermug. a yoommy snack
by ILikeCookiesLOL August 15, 2021
Get the cookiemug. Lofthouse Sugar Cookies.
The soft cookies most commonly seen at the grocery store with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.
The soft cookies most commonly seen at the grocery store with pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles.
by DillPickle_ May 27, 2024
Get the Slut Cookiemug. A colloquialism to refer to lofthouse cookies or those really soft sugar cookies you can buy from the bakery section at the grocery store. Called such because they're not that good, but you end up eating them fast as hell like crack.
"Hey. I picked up some crack cookies from Food Lion. You want some?"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
"Fuck Yeah I love crack cookies"
by LizardInACan April 12, 2022
Get the crack cookiesmug. by M3G4M4R7 October 28, 2017
Get the alien cookiesmug.