Five Finger Death Punch, abbreviated 5FDP or FFDP, is a Hardcore Metal band, or Metalcore, from CA. Vocalist Ivan Moody from Denver, and Zoltan Bathory and Jason Hook deliver the technical guitar, and Matt Snell on bass and drummer Jeremy Spencer. They formed in 2005 touring with bands like Korn, Trivium, Slipknot, Lamb of God, and Disturbed. Their first album The Way of The Fist was a hit, getting them tons of airplay with their single The Bleeding, and their addtional singles Never Enough and Stranger Than Fiction. They have amassed a huge fan base and are one of the fastest growing bands today.
by Squiz March 20, 2009
Pop rock for angsty middle school suburbian kids and soccer moms, much like Disturbed and Slipknot before them, as well as their contemporaries Avenged Sevenfold. About as metal as Justin Beiber. 1/1000000th as metal as BABYMETAL.
by I'm So Cratic September 16, 2018
The twinky cream punch is the action of freezing of a twinky and then later inserting it into your vagina of choice and then fucking blowing inside of, later then followed by eating out the remains of the twinky.
Dude, jack totally twinky creamed punch the shit outta her lastnight!
Dude, jack totally twinky creamed punch the shit outta her lastnight!
by The mother fucker. August 07, 2011
A particularly violent cross between doing it bareback and a donkey punch. For the uninitiated, this means the act of having sex doggy style and then punching the girl in the back of the head.
Things got a little boring between me and Melissa so I Bareback Vulcan Punched her. I haven't talked to her since.
by GinnahMan August 22, 2013
Its a band
by burger King Killer February 09, 2009
The lamest excuse for a metal band that ever exsisted. The "nu-metal" butt-munching trend that passes for music these days is as abominable as shoving cactus needles into your dickhole, and this worthless group of posers only strengthens that point. Anyone who considers this band worthy of wasting space on their iPod is either a 12-15 year-old or simply a lower primate. Fans of this band should be shaved and sterilized.
"I see you're wearing a Five Finger Death Punch T-shirt. Did that come free with your recent castration?"
by Krazy Kozmic Kat September 10, 2011