oppo-siding

The act of asking someone's advise/opinion, but always against what they say.

Quit asking what I think if you're just gonna be oppo-siding!

by Divinessence June 15, 2020

Dark side of the moon

The act of eating a black person's ass hole .

Did you here what Jon & shanice did last night? There were mia for 3 hours because he was on the dark side of the moon.

by medicneballer April 18, 2021

sides

Sides are spiritual beings that split into two of yourself or taking in a spirit and calling it yours. Sides form when violent past actions have accured.

Do you have sides?
I have sides
My sides are sad...
One of my side's names is Andrew

by SalFisher123 February 14, 2019

Left Side Hug

Putting your chin on the left shoulder of someone you´re currently hugging is a clear indicator for the fact that you want to bang that person right then and there.

Yeah, she didn´t get the hints, so I gave her a left side hug and we went at it on the spot!

by Iwantalekstocuminsideme January 4, 2018

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.

We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.

by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022

K-Side Crips

Sum real steppas frm LA, Bossier City dhet kill fa fun

Dem K-Side Crips take yo ah off da map

by KSideCrip November 22, 2021