Korean High Five

The consequence of being domed while looting. See: rooftop Koreans during the 1992 Los Angeles riots.
Yo you heard about that riot last night? Some dude got himself a Korean High Five robbing a jewelry store.
by hoopety shoopety June 14, 2025
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twenty eight point five

a number that is used to describe the quantity of an object, however it cannot describe objects that can't be separated due to a decimal at the end.
I just stole twenty eight point five million dollars from my employees
by planckc January 22, 2025
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Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.
When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.
by agsftw12 April 20, 2018
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Five Hundred Crickets

For when you feel the need to waste an absurd amount of money on an equally absurd Item
Alright Dave don't do anything stupid with your first paycheck.
I'm going to go order Five Hundred Crickets!
...Why the fuck do I bother
by Dastvan June 03, 2019
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Fantastic five

A bowl consisting of weed, tobacco, wax, dab resin, and kief. This should be ripped out of a bong but a pipe would work to. PSA a blowtorch is required for this bowl to be enjoyed fully
Dan”you really packed that dude a fantastic five! You bogus
Bartholomew”I did you see his face after he hit it”
by Longnutss January 12, 2024
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Golden Five

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:

1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!
by Leukemias September 28, 2010
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Five Eight Rule

The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.
Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.

Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.
by matcha snorter September 22, 2022
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