gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013

Stump blocked

Holding the base of your penis and don't get full penetration

She stump blocked me

by Thrash&Burn4Life October 28, 2021

Block Freak

A person who checks every block in a mario game.

"Why are you being such a block freak?!" "Play the game!"

by andle2 June 1, 2023

beating down my block

It’s like saying “ someone was all down your back” or being all in your business or can mean someone came off at you wrong.

Beating down my block ( Block as in your own lane or street) similar but different when folks say “stay in your lane”

Boy: somebody blowing your phone up.

Girl: don’t be beating down my block! (don’t be all in my business)

Supervisor: They getting behind because you can’t seem to keep up quick, Omg watch out!

Me: You ain’t gotta beat down my block like that. ( you ain’t have to come off at me like that)

by Kierra Kierra October 25, 2023

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

zilla from da block

Someone who is straight off the block killing shit and beating every odd against him.

He had nothing and turned it into something he is a Zilla from Da Block.

by Creator Pseudonym November 23, 2021