Comfort straight couple

When you're in the LGBTQIA+ community and find comfort in fictional or real straight couples (normally fictional). This is a term when both characters or celebrities are both heterosexual outside of the cis male and cis female relationship.

Person 1: Omg I love Jack Walten and Rosemary Walten they're my comfort straight couple!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT THEYRE SO CUTE!

by irlpidge April 17, 2022

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Straight Jacket Wank

Cross ur arms like your in a straight jacket and put ur nob between ur arms and move ur arms up and down

Aaron Hastings Sat Like Buddah and folded his arms ready for a straight jacket wank

by Rian Cushing December 27, 2009

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straight up cocktail

A hetrosexual male who likes to give and receive oral sex from another male

Will: last night Jim and I were drinking straight up cocktails

Jon: but aren't you in a relationship with Jill

Will: yeah, but when Jim saw my flight of the navigator he knew I was interested

by Spyderbite July 19, 2011

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