fake kinky

A person who acts kinky but is vanilla as heck but wants to fit in

“I am very kinky but I don’t want to be choked or anything ”

“Yo she’s fake kinky”

by Dumbass kitten July 12, 2022

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Fake

Meaning when someone is saying shit about you and their you’re friend that’s called being fake asf

Did you hear Ruth was saying shit about you
Oh I know she’s fake for that

by Yasquaxity_ April 12, 2022

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fake-slept on

When the person you're communicating with pretends they are going to sleep to get off the phone with you so they can hangout with someone they like more.

I got fake-slept on by Nicole last night. She said she could barely keep her eyes and then ans hour later Jeff saw her at the bar with Ricky.

by donglethegreat June 24, 2023

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Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 18, 2011

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Cheap Fake

A newspeak term used by the mainstream media in an attempt to convince you that what you are seeing with your own eyes and ears isn't real, so that four years later they can make money off of books about how the public was deceived. (See Biden Presidency, See LA ICE Riots)

When Biden said on live TV during the national debate that he defeated Medicaid, this was a cheap fake that never really happened. Video footage of protestors burning cars while waving Mexican flags in LA were cheap fakes because they happened on a Saturday night and were broadcast on the Sunday news. Therefore there is no rioting in LA.

by PhreakStorm June 13, 2025

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