Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.
Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
Get the There was a long line ahead of memug. by Dallas Cowvericks November 29, 2011
Get the Long Dirkmug. by Spicy_Meatballlz May 14, 2018
Get the long nipsmug. Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
by Jennakranks May 15, 2016
Get the Long Island Candy Barmug. "Yo dude, have you heard Long Elevator yet?"
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."
by AZZYTASTER December 27, 2023
Get the Long Elevatormug. Is The consensual act between 2 gay lovers in which lover A uses his silky smooth mouth to bring lover B to the point of edging. lover B will vigorously pull out to ensure he goes over the edge upon exiting the mouth, once exited he will offload his load upon lover A’s rock hard cock. Lover B then must comense the glazed long John act, in which he will suck/lick/eat his own secret sauce off lover A’s steel rod. Once the rod is spit cleaned and no reminisce of his cum is found upon the shaft he must recite the phrase “You really like your own brand.” Ending with a dramatic jumping high-five to embrace the true beauty of love.
I (male) heard my boyfriend say that he wanted to ejaculate on my sexual appendage and intake the residue orally so I proposed trying a “Glazed Long Jhon”
by 261ERS February 15, 2024
Get the Glazed Long Jhonmug. noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.
We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!
by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021
Get the Long vealmug.