i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.

Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."

by MrCarnation November 11, 2013

give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

Cookie Dooks

A man who ends up gay Infront of another man while fucking a woman

That man over there is totally cookie dooks

by AHEGHHHHWHEHSNWMS May 6, 2022

Cookie Cutter Bitch

gay slang for someone hat doesnt have any striking personality traits that define them from being unpeculiar, to the naked eye. basically not enough style to make a scene on the spot.

that cookie cutter bitch stephine's outfit didn't stand out enough

by misfitmall January 22, 2024

Grandma's cookies

A big fat blunt

You want to eat some grandma's cookies?

by 026boys April 30, 2019