bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014

tree lingo

talking in the language of a tree

oh my god tutoring is such tree lingo!

by comeonnow123 April 27, 2021

tree wrankle

the act of a woman (or i guess a man) peeing on a man while twisting his testicles in a masochisticly-painful way.

She tree wrankled me the other night, I'm still sore!

by 45718 June 12, 2011

vaginal christmas trees

christmas tree witha vagina tree topper

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?

by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023

Tree Puppy

Another name for a squirrel

That tree puppy is eating an acorn.

by Ms.letohic September 04, 2020

Diaper tree

When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.

I walked through Harlem the other day and saw three diaper trees.

by Tsk915 June 24, 2018

Tree

a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as "soil".

"look its a magical item grown on an unknown substance known as soil"
"it's a tree"
"oh"

by fuckingmidgets July 23, 2022