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Scratch pet food

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.
Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.
by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021
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Food

The best thing in the world, it solves all your problems, you mad? Eat FOOD! you sad? Eat FOOD!
Me and my nigga going through some shit , I need FOOD.
by Peroidddt October 19, 2018
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Food blindness

The severe condition where you can only see one type of food. Only way to be cured is to actually eat something different for once
“Do you like my home cooked food?”
“Wym Margret? All I see is pizza rolls

“Ohhhh, you must have food blindness”
by Medical information December 28, 2021
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Food Rush

The sudden euphoria and onset of chemical reactions that occur when one eats food while malnourished.
Having not eaten in days, Les Stroud was gifted with a sudden food rush while eating a protein bar portion in the forest.
by VigBiggers March 20, 2022
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Staircase food

A place which is commony used for climbing stairs - the staricase, when converted to a fast food joint is referred to as staircase food.
Ocassionally smoking at a staircase led me to an argument with a bitch having staircase food.
by doodling June 23, 2011
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Food silence

When food arrives at the table, and no one talks for several moments because they're eating
It got kind of awkward for Tom and Becky because of the prolonged food silence at Olive Garden.
by cardboard pineapple April 23, 2015
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Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.
This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.
by SaladAss-_-7 July 14, 2021
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